That's ridiculous!
But, actually, you might be on to something. When you get right down to it, the internet is a lot like a bunch of legos, built into enormous forts and houses and machines. The bricks are tiny, but you can build gigantic things out of them.
This site is like your lego box – use it to find out how to do a ton of fancy things on your own little piece of the internet. Have tons of fun!!
If you get lost, feel free to email me: isaac@ike.io